Mrskin Adolescent Fantasies

     "Sure thing mr, Chad m'man," said my friend and chief mr comic supplier. "But if you ask me, you gotta stop just mrskin reading that images Japanese shit. It's cool and all, but big spandex-covered boobies in four color print is why we all got into comics in the first place. Gotta mr stay true to your roots mr."
     I chuckled as mrskin he handed me my preselected weekly fix from my slot behind the counter.
     My boyfriend-status was skin a comfortable topic of conversation with Daniel now. It hadn't been mr for a while there. It had nearly ruined our friendship and we had only seen each other occasionally for four years. A few month ago images, though, I'd come in to D-Man skin's mr Comic mr Emporium and we'd buried the hatchet. Now mrskin I bought mrskin all my manga here mr and Daniel and I were renewing mr our mrskin friendship.
     We had been tight since we were 12 mr--the skinny mrskin comic geek and the portly comic mrskin geek mrskin, dreaming of super powers and mrskin loose women. Jeannie had mr changed mrskin that our sophomore year of college. Daniel was either unwilling mrskin to share me or unable skin to deal with the fact mrskin that I was mr getting laid while he wasn't. Whatever the reason, we parted mr company.
     "Huh mr?" I asked but Angie was approaching the mr counter.
     "Hi Angie images," I said and she raised her perfectly -plucked mr eyebrows at me in answer mr.
     "Check mr that mrskin out, Angie," said Daniel.
     "Excuse me, Sir," she said to Daniel, "May I use your storeroom for a moment."
     "What the fuck?" I asked as mr Daniel mr locked the front entrance and pulled down mr metal mrskin shutters across the windows.
     "So she's hypnotized?" I asked mr incredulously.
     "Shit," I answered.
     "I mr shit you not, sir," he countered. "Put this on."
     "Dude, it's not images hardly even skin cheating. Angie's brain is asleep--she's practically mrskin just skin a blow-up doll when she's mr like this. It's not like it would be an affair and nobody mrskin will ever know! Come on skin--I know you've dreamed about this."
     "The mr Electric Bullet, huh?" said Angie, turning to me. "You are a new nemesis, are mrskin you not? You mr have yet to skin know TurboWhore, the Fastest Fuck on the Planet! Which of my 3 fuck holes mrskin will dissuade you from mr unleashing evil mr upon the city? Will it take my super-deep-throat mrskin Hummer Attack? TurboWhore has no skin gag reflex like mortal women!"
     Daniel was laughing so mrskin hard I thought he might piss himself.
     "I ain't taking mr no fucking Salami Sandwich of Doom. That's stupid ."
     "Fuck me, TurboWhore. Fuck me as hard as mr you can. You'll never make me come. I mrskin'll just think skin about baseball."
     "Three." I mr said and then mr cursed myself skin for being drawn into mrskin his stupid game skin.
     "Damn you, you mr Super mrskin Slut skin." said Daniel "I never thought..."
     Angie turned sharply to me mr and disengaged mr from Daniel with a wet slurp. She pushed mr off mrskin him onto her high-healed boots and advanced on me, licking her painted lips.
     I skin took a step back towards the counter, but skin not in the direction mr of images the door mr like mrskin my skin conscience mr kept telling mrskin me to.
     "Your 'Girlfriend Power' can't mrskin save you, evildoer," said Angie mr, reaching out to stroke mrskin the skin bulge in my pants, a bulge which skin had no moral qualms about this mr at all. "You're already in my power."
     "Angie?" said the woman stroking mr my scrotum, "There is mr no Angie. The slut that kneels before mr you skin is mrskin TurboWhore, the Scarlet mr Harlot, blessed with superhuman deep images throat mr powers given skin to her by the bite of mr a skin radioactive prostitute."
     "Daniel, there is no way that Angie wanted to do that."
     "I didn't say skin I believed them, but that is what they say..."
     Daniel chuckled and the tension between us passed. We skin had skin been best friends for forever and you don't give up something like that mr easily. Daniel had a mrskin very sick mrskin hobby, but really this was just the mr latest of many.
     "Oh, darn mrskin." exclaimed skin Angie, "I missed mrskin her again."
     "Yes. Understand." she replied.
     "At 9:00 Tuesday evening, you will come mr to the comic shop mr. There might be something you like here. Do you understand?"
     "Yeah, well, thanks skin for thinking skin of me, man," I said. "Maybe mr in alternative universe."
     "Of course, you could still have a mr bit of fun and not be unfaithful to Jeannie mr," he mr said.
     But I am mr thinking mr about it. God help me, I'm thinking about it a lot.