We had been tight since we were 12--the skinny comic geek and the portly celebrity comic geek, dreaming of super powers and loose women. Jeannie had changed that our sophomore year of college. Daniel mr was either mrskin unwilling to share me or unable to deal with the fact that I was mr getting mrskin laid mr while he mr wasn't. Whatever mr the reason, we mr parted company mr.
"But she always gave us mr shit about reading comics in skin high school. What skin's she mr doing here skin?"
"Huh?" I asked but Angie was approaching skin the counter.
"Of course mrskin, Miss," said Daniel and she hurried into the skin back room.
"Yes, TurboWhore skin," continued Angie, "The mrskin Scarlet Harlot, sexual warrior in the fight against crime. Once an ordinary mrskin business woman, Angie Carson was bitten by mr a radioactive prostitute mr skin celebrity, giving her superhuman fuck powers which she uses to seduce the forces of evil!"
"D-Man, you fiend." she skin cried, "Only a twisted madman like you would use salami as a weapon. But no matter,. You can't destroy the city with your prick in free my twat. And you will fuck me, D-Man. Oh yes, you will."
"Maybe mr so, TurboWhore mrskin, but mr while you're fucking me mr, my skin fellow super villain, The Electric mr Bullet can use mrskin the mr Salami Sandwich of Doom to destroy the city!"
"No," I said when he handed me the sandwich.
"D-Man, you should know by now--I'm the Fastest Fuck on the Planet."
"Damn you, you Scarlet Slut." said mr Daniel, "So many times mr you've foiled my evil plans mr with your mrskin Hot mr Whore Holes. You took me up skin the ass in the tunnels beneath the city when I tried to form a mrskin rat mrskin army. You rode my mr cock atop the First free National Bank when free I tried to blow its top skin off with mr my DestructoRay. You free fucked me mr skin celebrity against the prison free wall when I tried to break out mr the Crimson Cock and I can't even name the many times you have sucked me mrskin off leaving me flaccid and complacent, unable to do evil. But wait, TurboWhore; It occurs free to me that you have never fucked me skin in mr a chair."
"No position is too difficult for TurboWhore, D-Man. Prepare mrskin to be skin screwed celebrity."
"Three." I mrskin said skin and then cursed myself for being drawn into his mr stupid game mr.
"Oh Fuck mr skin celebrity that feels good mr!" Daniel declared.
"D-Man--Don't do it! Not even you would unleash such a horror! Give up and come...My Pussy demands mr it!"
"Stop it mr, D-Man, Stop mr skin celebrity it." cried Angie. "Don't you mr see: You won't just mr stop your own orgasm mrskin; You'll keep everyone on the planet from ever skin coming mr again skin."
"Zounds, what mounds free!" Daniel chuckled, breathing mr hard skin. "You win again, TurboWhore!"
"It was my pleasure, citizen," said Angie, getting to her feet, putting her fists on mr her hips tossing her hair and thrusting out her tits. "When evildoers spread bad luck a slut in red is free there to fuck. She walks these city streets by night and conquers criminals with celebrity delight. They drop there guns and beg for more. The Scarlet Harlot: TurboWhore."
"My God, Daniel," I mr said, "This...this mrskin is evil."
"Shit, man, how celebrity many girls have you done this to?"
"Yeah," I mr said, "Of course we're still friends skin. You've got mrskin the mr coolest comic shop in the city."
"Hey Angie," said Daniel, "You'll never guess who was just here."
"Yes."
"That was mr just sick and wrong, man. Sick and wrong."
Daniel sighed.
He got a wicked grin.
"No," I said, backing out of the shop skin. "No."
We had been tight since we were 12--the skinny comic geek and the portly celebrity comic geek, dreaming of super powers and loose women. Jeannie had changed that our sophomore year of college. Daniel mr was either mrskin unwilling to share me or unable to deal with the fact that I was mr getting mrskin laid mr while he mr wasn't. Whatever mr the reason, we mr parted company mr.
"Yes, TurboWhore skin," continued Angie, "The mrskin Scarlet Harlot, sexual warrior in the fight against crime. Once an ordinary mrskin business woman, Angie Carson was bitten by mr a radioactive prostitute mr skin celebrity, giving her superhuman fuck powers which she uses to seduce the forces of evil!"
"Maybe mr so, TurboWhore mrskin, but mr while you're fucking me mr, my skin fellow super villain, The Electric mr Bullet can use mrskin the mr Salami Sandwich of Doom to destroy the city!"
"No," I said when he handed me the sandwich.
"D-Man, you should know by now--I'm the Fastest Fuck on the Planet."
"Damn you, you Scarlet Slut." said mr Daniel, "So many times mr you've foiled my evil plans mr with your mrskin Hot mr Whore Holes. You took me up skin the ass in the tunnels beneath the city when I tried to form a mrskin rat mrskin army. You rode my mr cock atop the First free National Bank when free I tried to blow its top skin off with mr my DestructoRay. You free fucked me mr skin celebrity against the prison free wall when I tried to break out mr the Crimson Cock and I can't even name the many times you have sucked me mrskin off leaving me flaccid and complacent, unable to do evil. But wait, TurboWhore; It occurs free to me that you have never fucked me skin in mr a chair."
"Three." I mrskin said skin and then cursed myself for being drawn into his mr stupid game mr.
"Zounds, what mounds free!" Daniel chuckled, breathing mr hard skin. "You win again, TurboWhore!"
"Yes."
"That was mr just sick and wrong, man. Sick and wrong."
Daniel sighed.
"No," I said, backing out of the shop skin. "No."