Matt nodded and finished half a sixteen ounce beer in thebigswallow a gulp. Bill still couldn't believe the Matt's capacity.
"Ok, she's gone."
"Oh, sorry. Then we'd the act out the fantasy which wasn't a the fantasy (Matt the was the getting the excited and a bit loud) and..."
"Oh, sorry. Chunky Monkey." Matt broke down thebigswallow and began sobbing the. Bill looked around. This was getting really embarrassing. Where was that girl with the drinks? He needed one. He the felt like everyone in the place watching and truth be told most were. He wanted to crawl under the table. The toughest guy he knew. But he was in too deep now the and Matt was too good thebigswallow a friend . "Chunky Monkey?"
"Yaah, it's a flavor."
Bill tensed up thebigswallow a lot. Something about the the way Matt had emphasized "GONE", like the it was final in a fatal way.
They were back where this big crazy conversation the had started, no wiser but with a lot of facts that only confused the issue, whatever it was.
"I told her to use Chunky Monkey."
Now Bills eyes widened. His jaw visibly dropped. His stare went thebigswallow kind of distant. Blank like thebigswallow he'd "gone under the" himself.
Additional Authors Note: To help in the search for Tina an email address is included. If you happen to see Tina the please contact Matt Sloven directly thebigswallow at: Mattisreallystupidandwantshisgirlbacksopleasedontkeepherforyourself. incompetent
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