Wetass Alien Wetass Son Chapter Four: Las Vegas Ass, Nevada Wetass

     "I guess just fashions, and modeling, and having a good time are wet pretty much all they care about. To tell the truth, we haven't wetass talked that much, but we all seem to get along together pretty ass well wetass. But what about Candace? What do you have in common wetass with her?"
     "After she did ass the Playboy centerfold, she decided she needed something more permanent than modeling and that she enjoyed doing. She studied photography and was able to use the wetass contacts she made modeling to help with her career as a photographer. Now, she's wet concentrating movie on wetass her photography. She hasn't wet done any modeling in over two years wet.
     We landed, then taxied over next to wetass one of movie the buildings. Dad shut down the ass engines, then turned to me.
     When he mentioned aliens I wetass started with surprise, but didn't interrupt.
     "Up there, in space," pointing at the sky through the windscreen, "a great war is being fought. We're not wet part of that war. The earth wet is on the sidelines ... for now. During World wet War II, there were areas the war didn wet't spread to, like Switzerland, or South America, and then there were other areas that no one wet ever guessed would be involved ass in the wet war wet but that couldn't escape it wet, like wet Burma or Guadalcanal.
     "They helped wetass, but ass I did most of wet it, and wetass it took a wetass lot of work and a long time. And there wetass's a multitude of other things I've done to benefit the aliens, and the earth wet too, that are not as obvious wet.
     I believed him, and wet I thought I could guess wetass why he was telling me all this, but I had wet to ask anyway. "Thanks for giving wet me Bobbi wetass and Claudia, but what does this have to do with me?"
     "I wet decided to pick one wet of my children. That wasn't required - it's my decision. I'm picking you to be my successor. You're not the smartest of my children, although you do have a wetass borderline genius IQ . But I wet believe ass you are a decent person who won't abuse the power ."
     Concerned about my father I asked, "So, you don't have any idea why wet they want wetass you to pick a successor?"
     After wet about half an movie hour of this, we wet got off the road and headed ass into the wet desert, finally stopping by a small butte . "What now wetass?" I asked.